came home from work today and my son was drinking his juice through 5 straws. when i saw him do this i quietly shed a tear. you see i know that unlike the other 2 rules that i haven't talked to him about, he understood the third rule of life - that being you can never have enough bandwidth (hence the straws). if you don't understand the bandwidth analogy then just stick with rules 1 and 2 - those being that you can never have enough money or sex. have a happy evening.
